saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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