are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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