Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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