i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Congratulations! We have a period
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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