im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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