For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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