Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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