My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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