I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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