the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I use my feet as sexual weapons
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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