I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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