Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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