Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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