Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
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I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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