he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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