i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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