: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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