It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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