Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
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His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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