Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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