walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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