$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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