This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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