Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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