You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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