Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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