dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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