Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He kissed a someone with a penis
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I forget how to act sober
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