I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
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