i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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