I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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