Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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