I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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