Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Randomize
