I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I wear drunk well.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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