Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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