is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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