Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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