Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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