hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
thus making me awesome and them whores
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
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I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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