But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Randomize
