Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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