In the future we'll all be gay
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
we should paint friendship bongs
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