he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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