Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
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i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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