So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
