Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Lo siento on account of my penis...
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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