If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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