i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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