so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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