If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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