So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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