ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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