is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
home. puking in laundry basket.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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