Fine. I'll sleep in my office
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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